Issa Man, Skarlet Black, Hoochie Papa, & This Girl.

Get ready to experience The VMA’s LIVE at @thequeerbar on Friday, April 24th!
We are locked in for a full-blown Y2K+ fantasy. 💖

Think red carpet shenanigans, legendary pop culture moments, and the hits that raised us!
This is your official excuse to serve award show main character energy all night long.
* Y2K+ hits all night
* Seattle’s sexiest gogos
* #ICONIC VMA pop-up performances
* Red Carpet drama (the fun kind)
Hosted by the swamp donkey diva @stacey.starstruck
Featuring performances by That Friend Group(@kainenhudsonatw + @shumonwood ), @glenn.coco.official, and a super secret suprise guest
Featured DJ’s @muttroma & @itsqurlycue
With Miles, Divinity, and Crisp bringing the heat as your gogos for the night ❤️‍🔥

We’re talking Britney. Ciara. Pussycat Dolls. Nelly Furtado. Missy. Miley. Christina. Madonna. Eminem.
The soundtrack to your AIM away message. 📟

Dress like your favorite iconic VMA moment, rock the red carpet and be immortalized by our paparazzi!
Grab your tickets before they disappear like
your sidekick.

Join us for Press Play by Pupusa where each month we celebrate an iconic alphabet mafia album from start to finish! This month we’re celebrating Zara Larsson’s ”Midnight Sun” with performances by Pupusa, Fran Zia, Hoochie Papa, Kida Rarity, and Boujie Cherry!

Doors 7 PM - Show 9 PM

Cover at Door.

La PutiNoche returns April 17th @ 9pm 😈 y esta vez venimos con CANDELA 🔥

A night for us, by us—where Latinx queer joy, drag excellence, and nonstop perreo 🥵 take over the floor. This isn’t just a party… it’s a whole experience. 😉

Hosted by Saint 🪽 (@cesard.pinzon ) & Carlos Vidal 💋 (@carlitoxvg )
Featuring the undeniable: Glenn Coco 🔥 (@glenn.coco.official ) Diamond Lil 💅🏼 (@diamond1i1 ) and Daiquiri Doll 🍸 (@daiquiridoll )
With perreo beats by our resident dj, DJ Tremenda Diosa 🎧🔥 (@tremendadiosa )

April 17th • 9PM
@ Queer Bar (@thequeerbar )

Come be seen. Be loud. Be PutiNoche. 💋

Welcome to BurlesKaraoke®! Ruby Mimosa & Queer Bar invite you to an unforgettable experience where you, the audience, become part of the show. Enjoy the award-winning performances of burlesque artists as they tease, please, delight, and surprise you. At BurlesKaraoke, the spontaneity of karaoke and the thrill of improvisational performance art come together for a night of hollering and dollar-spreading fun! Get ready to experience something truly off the cuff!

HOSTESS: Ruby Mimosa

FEATURING: Lady Drew Blood

Scarlett Folds (B-DAY BABE!!!)

Carmen Caliente (B-DAY BABE!!!)

Miss Clara Voyance

GOGO DANCERS: Oracle

Flora P'leaze

Kaptin

KARAOKE: Baby Van Beezly

Wednesday, 4/15 join Kitty Glitter for PrometheyASS 2: The Age of Disclosure 🛸

Indulge in free pizza & popcorn, order yourself a tall glass of tequila, and prepare to have your third eye busted wide open as we deep dive into the startling reality of nonhuman life with Dan Farah’s explosive 2025 documentary “The Age of Disclosure.” 👾

The Age of Disclosure interviews a wide ranging selection of participants including ufologists along with former and current US government officials and employees from the US military, the US intelligence community, and the US Congress who claim that alien intelligence is present on Earth and has been subject to a decades-long government cover-up.

8 PM • $5 Suggested Donation

“Note to self: after a long day at work, I don’t need to see THAT!” Well actually honey, you do need to see this. Beginning Sunday, March 22nd join Monday Mourning for the Season 3 premiere of the cult hit HBO show The Comeback! Lisa Kudrow reprises her role as Valerie Cherish, a painfully earnest former-sitcom star attempting to claw her way back into showbiz. Come enjoy craft cocktails, comical quips and astute insights on the mic, and root on our beloved and desperately optimistic icon!

7 PM Doors
8 PM Viewing

No Cover.

A scintillating and scantily clad queer variety show by Kitty Glitter. Join us for a night of burlesque, full nudity, stripper pole realness, and getting cockamamie in the club!

Catch performances by our resident herd Porcelain, Pussy Willow, Johnny Moon, and Starr featuring April’s extra special guests Judas Saint James and Willy Nilly!

After the show we're throwing ass at Garden of Hedon with DJ Memo until the wee morning hours!

Buy a Booth for 5 friends or High Top Table for 4 to enjoy a VIP Splash Zone experience!

Slutacious attire heavily encouraged.

Are you ready to bingo your balls? 🎱 Drag Bingo just got SHADIER and GAYER with Seattle's Bird-Brain Bombshell stepping up to the game!⁠

You can catch @missmondaymourning crackin' jokes and flappin' gums ⁠

Thursday, April 9th for A Very Shady Bingo 🪭⁠

Free to play, pop-up performances, and prizes! ⁠

🏆️ GRAND PRIZE 🏆️ 2 Free Tickets to see Sasha Colby 5/01⁠

7 PM

Only my Sky Daddy can judge me 👼 Easter Sunday, April 5th come keep the Sabbath hole-y for Sexy Live Jesus: Show and Competition! Join your host Kitty Glitter and behold blasphemous performances by Porcelain, Pussy Willow, Johnny Moon, Starr, Saint, and Tox!c with DJ Baby Van Beezly!

Roll out the tomb in your unholiest attire and after the show strut down the runway for the Sexy Jesus Competition! Judgment comes at 7 PM with blessings for the Top 3 • 1st Place Grand Prize $500

Spaces in Heaven are limited. Doors 5 PM.

6 PM Show

7 PM Competition

8 PM Dance Party with Baby Van Beezly until close.

Catch RuPaul's Drag Race S18 star Myki Meeks take the stage with our MX Cast and your host Pupusa!

8:30 PM - Meet & Greet
9:00 PM - Show
11 PM - Dance Party

🪩🔪 Dance. Flirt. Survive.🔪🪩

Welcome to SLASH / HER — a glitter and blood soaked disco dance party where the beats are killer and one of these queens just might be too 🍷

Join @issamanofficial as your DJ and Host with @imoosubi @thesarafemme & @viperfengz 💋

4/02 • 9 PM

“Note to self: after a long day at work, I don’t need to see THAT!” Well actually honey, you do need to see this. Beginning Sunday, March 22nd join Monday Mourning for the Season 3 premiere of the cult hit HBO show The Comeback! Lisa Kudrow reprises her role as Valerie Cherish, a painfully earnest former-sitcom star attempting to claw her way back into showbiz. Come enjoy craft cocktails, comical quips and astute insights on the mic, and root on our beloved and desperately optimistic icon!

7 PM Doors
8 PM Viewing

No Cover.

A fresh new vibe is landing at Queer/Bar—still sweaty, still electric, still audaciously queer. Just with a new sonic palette.

Expect groovy house inspired by Kaytranada and Disclosure layered with upbeat hip-hop and pop anthems you actually know. Deep basslines, familiar hooks, and the kind of tracks that make you light up, perform for your friends, and lose yourself on the floor.

✨ Groovy house all night
✨ Upbeat hip-hop & pop anthems you know
✨ A sweaty dancefloor built for connection
✨ Where different crowds meet and the vibe stays open

Techno heads. Hip-hop lovers. House dancers. Pop fans. Everyone in between.

No sides to choose. Just good music, good people, and a dancefloor that welcomes everyone.

Come ready to dance.
Come ready to connect.

💿 Kaytranada grooves. Disclosure drops. Anthems you actually know.

Join us for Press Play by Pupusa where each month we celebrate an iconic alphabet mafia album from start to finish! This month we’re celebrating Ariana Grande’s “Positions” with performances by Pupusa, Fabi, Fallon Angel, Karma Sutra Stanwyck, and Kenzie Thee Kween!

Doors 7 PM - Show 9 PM

Cover at Door.

“Note to self: after a long day at work, I don’t need to see THAT!” Well actually honey, you do need to see this. Beginning Sunday, March 22nd join Monday Mourning for the Season 3 premiere of the cult hit HBO show The Comeback! Lisa Kudrow reprises her role as Valerie Cherish, a painfully earnest former-sitcom star attempting to claw her way back into showbiz. Come enjoy craft cocktails, comical quips and astute insights on the mic, and root on our beloved and desperately optimistic icon!

7 PM Doors
8 PM Viewing

No Cover.

La PutiNoche returns March 20th @ 9pm 😈 y esta vez venimos con CANDELA 🔥

Hosted by the unapologetic duo: Saint 🪽 (@cesard.pinzon ) and Carlos Vidal 🥵 (@carlitoxvg )

Featuring:
🫓 Pupusa - Latina Drag excellence @pupusaqueen
💃🏽 Carmen Caliente - Seattle’s Samba Queen @carmenca206
👑 Que Reign - Purple Lemonade royalty @que_reign

With our resident DJ:
DJ Tremenda Diosa 😍🎧 @tremendadiosa

Come and join us for a night of calor, pasión, y fuegooo 🔥

Welcome to BurlesKaraoke®! Ruby Mimosa & Queer Bar invite you to an unforgettable experience where you, the audience, become part of the show. Enjoy the award-winning performances of burlesque artists as they tease, please, delight, and surprise you. At BurlesKaraoke, the spontaneity of karaoke and the thrill of improvisational performance art come together for a night of hollering and dollar-spreading fun! Get ready to experience something truly off the cuff!

HOSTESS: Ruby Mimosa

FEATURING: Dusty Bhals (CHI), Dahlia Fatale (CHI), Vena Kahlo, & Dahlia Mae!

GOGO DANCERS: Khitty K, Kiran Chaotic, & Peligrosa

KARAOKE: Baby Van Beezly

Wednesday, 3/18 join Kitty Glitter for the first of a 3-part UAP education series PrometheYAS 🛸

Indulge in free pizza & popcorn, order yourself a tall glass of tequila, and prepare to have your third eye busted wide open as we deep dive into the startling reality of nonhuman life with @jamesfoxdirector seminal documentary “The Phenomenon.” 👾

Expect whimsical musings on the mic, titillating discourse with surprise special guests, and an opportunity to win a Booth for 5 friends to Live Nude Mammals, Friday 4/10 🐯

8 PM • $5 Suggested Donation

Our hometown heroine Irene the Alien joins the MX cast Saturday, March 14th for a joyride of gags and sickening drags that will blow you out this gaylaxy!

Show at 9 PM
Dance Floor 11 PM

A scintillating and scantily clad queer variety show by Kitty Glitter. Join us for a night of burlesque, full nudity, stripper pole realness, and getting cockamamie in the club!

Catch performances by our resident herd Porcelain, Pussy Willow, Johnny Moon, and Starr featuring March’s extra special guests Natalie Bliss Portal and Purple Lemonade!

After the show we're throwing ass at Garden of Hedon with DJ Baby Van Beezly until the wee morning hours!

Buy a Booth for 5 friends or High Top Table for 4 to enjoy a VIP Splash Zone experience!

Slutacious attire heavily encouraged.

By Ultraviolet Events: Come for a queer electronic dance night for the hers, thems, and femmes. After all, it’s HER HOUSE. 💜⚡️

$5 Cover at Door

A Sports-Themed Boiler Room Dance Party

Lace up, gear up, and show up. Sweat Equity is where locker room energy meets late-night euphoria. This isn’t just a party, it’s a full-throttle, sweat-dripping, body-moving takeover built for the boys who play hard and dance harder.

Taking over the decks in an intimate Boiler Room-style setup, NICK CRESSMAN and CAFÉNICO. Surrounded by the crowd, no stage, no barriers, just pure connection. Expect driving house, high-energy techno, and baselines that hit like a championship win.

Expect jockstraps, jerseys, tube socks, sweatbands, and high-impact looks on and off the floor.

YOU WANT IT? YOU GOTTA EARN IT.

SWEAT EQUITY

Stage lights! Production Value! This is your 15 minutes of fame, Henny! 💅🏼✨

Welcome to CELEBRITY Karaoke! Forget regular karaoke nights, here Main Character Energy is mandatory.

We’re bringing out the spotlight, the fog machines, and all the razzle dazzle to make you feel like a real life celebrity!

WE SET THE STAGE, YOU STEAL THE SHOW!!

🎤 Hosted by @kjkuddles
??️ Thursday, March 5th | 9PM
📍 @thequeerbar
?? No Cover. All Drama.